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c. A folding, flipping, flopping, flapping screen. How are we expected to take selfies in the bathroom of Buckingham Palace with no flip screen?
d. Chromatic aberration and lens distortion. Hey, I like green and purple fringes on things. And wavy brickwork. You take a camera like this the Sagrada Famalia church in Barcelona and it'll end up looking like the Bauhaus.
e. Zoom. As you can't zoom, you'll be stuck walking closer or backing away from things. Or you'll have to be satisfied with images that look like the real world that you see.
f. Nose shadows. The flash is just above the lens so you'll need to turn it on its side to get a decent nose shadow. Otherwise things will just look pleasant.
g. Dust bunnies. They've sealed the lens onto the camera and you can't unbuckle it, so you can't add those little grey balloons to your skies.
h. Much to do. Once you've decided the jpeg film simulation and the focus parameters you'll have no good excuse to stand there fiddling with the controls - you'll just have to shoot and be happy. And happiness can be a burden...
i. Equipment style points. People will just think you're shooting with an old compact film camera and may fail to go "oooh " over it. You might be ignored in a crowd.
j. A vertical handhold with extra batteries. To go with the designer stubble, man-bun, red tennis shoes, and toque that professional photographers wear. This camera will just make you look like an uncle at a wedding. Of course, if you are an uncle at a wedding, you may get the best shots of the day, but the bridesmaids still won't chase after you.